It’s funny how people always resort to talking about my elo when I butt-rape them in a normal game. I’m a normal player and I rock at dunking nooblords, deal with it.
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So recently I got the IONIA MASTER YI SKIN, which I gave the nickname of Nooblslayer Yi, WHO’S SELECTION SONG IS AS FOLLOWS!
Yi has, at this point. slain SO MANY NOOBLORDS that his fucking ARMOR HAS STAINED RED AND GROWN STONE WINGS. Some people say it’s Ionian or some shit but that’s fucking dumb those niggers don’t know how messy nooblord blood is when you’ve got red swords.
Dunk Update DEC-11-11
Okay I know I already did today’s Dunk Update but I just did this and I’m beginning to think that I’m the only sane player on normal queue.
Edit: It’s like everyone else has downs syndrome.
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This plays when I choose Master Yi on the selection screen, I’m that fucking badass.
Dunk Update DEC-11-11
Roflstomping some hilarious nooblords, it really doesn’t get old.
atradies asked: So what happens when ur getting dunked and not doing the dunking?
I simply dunk as many nooblords as I can before my mothership explodes.
Don’t Give A Single Fuck
So here I am playing this cool game not giving a fuck when I get matched against a super gay ultra-harassment team, (Cait Nid Tryn Lee and Lux) thing is they were all so focused on being niggers that they forgot to carry exhaust! Enough said right? Early game I had to be a shy guy and farm but at the end I was such a rude dude that Tryn couldn’t even ult cause I rolled him too fast.
Haters gonna hate, nooblords GET DUNKED!
Mundo Dunked
So I solo’d top against some nooblord Mundo and went 15/1, a gank on me turned into a double kill and from there on in it was shy guys tower hugging. It’s funny they used to be mad men and all pushy but after I got yellow swords they didn’t want to fight anymore.
Fuck bitches, dunk nooblords, go to work.
GET DUNKED!
Dunk Before Work
My drunk ass boss hired me to drive him home from a party so it’s time to dunk some early bird nooblords before work!
